bo ta po pheng you?

i'm so looking forward to balik kampung and especially for my granny 80th birthday bash tomorrow. however this could also mean one thing - facing the wrath of all my grand-aunties,grand-uncles, aunties and uncles snoopy behaviours.
these will be some of the questions coming my way :

"ta po pheng you ler?"

"bo ta po pheng you ar?"

"ge be oo ta po pheng you ar?

"kan chew beh?"

then some bolder relatives will tease my patience :

"ti si ai kah win ar?"

"ti si ai chia wa chiak chew?"

and the worst :

"ti si li lau bu eh sai po xun?????"

tao tia. pengsan.