Top reasons why ladies are still single :
1. the nice men are ugly.
2. the handsome men are not nice.
3. the handsome and nice men are gay.
4. the handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. the men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
6. the men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money. (err...)
7. the handsome men without money are after our money.
8. the handsome men, who are not so nice a`nd somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. the men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10. the men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank god are heterosexual, are shy and never make the first move!!!!
11. the men who never ma ke the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
"men are like a fine wine. they all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with."
2 comments:
I do agree with your points but sometimes women are still single also because:-
1) They can never make up their mind who to marry
2) They are just too choosy
3) They never get out from the house
etc.. the list goes on.. hehehe
hey ... i am a homey person ... some guys like that ... er, rite? hmm...
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